Antics (Part 1)

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– The forbidden dress

– *In an australian accent* “I’m from Sydney—Melbourne, Sydney. And he’s my best mate,” “Nobody cares.”

– ”You can’t talk to us unless you can dance like Beyonce.”

“I’m gonna go now..”

– The monkey-in-a-tree hat

– Vannie standing with her legs apart for stability because I kept booty poppin’ into her

– The ledge—“I was watching you dance on the ledge and was thinking.. If she falls, she’s going to fall into the VIP then onto the floor under the table.”

– Steven

– Sab’s hand

– The Australians

– “You go ahead and giggle your way through life!”
“That’s exactly what I’ve done.”

– “So I see your friend is gay.”

– “Can i please hold your left hand?”
“Oh my God, what is his hand doing out? Is he doing a magic trick?”

– When that Australian guy actually tried dancing like Beyonce..

– So much rum

– “I was ten and my glasses flew off, and I was blind for the rest of our trip so I’m never going on it ever again.”
“There’s a sign that says no glasses allowed, Vannie.” — about the roller coaster on top of New York, New York

– “You girls are just vain.”

“IF WE WERE VAIN WE WOULD NOT BE TALKING TO YOU. THIS IS US BEING FRIENDLY”

– “Do you have a table? My feet hurt,” — Vannie to a completely random stranger at Pure

– Dancing our ASSES off @ Tao

– The Champagne Incident

– Talking about Diplo: “That’s the kind of sexy white boy we need to find you,”

– Sab and I talking shit. Just so much unnecessary shit.

– Wanting to leave Pure to have our lesbian bubble bath

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– The American girl’s birthday

– Riding the roller coaster on New York, New York, thinking it was kiddie shit, but really we started crying.

–  Overflowing the jacuzzi tub with bubbles and water, drenching our entire washroom, and proceeding to have a bubble fight in the hotel room.

– “Is this a private table?”
“Yes.”
*he sits down anyways*

– Serendipity’s frozen hot chocolate is the BOMB diggity

– “Oh, there she is. That’s the one. That’s nice, that’s niiiiice.”

– “Girl where you from? I know where you from.. you from HEAVEN.”

– “Girl what’s yo name? Is yo name TASTY?”

– “You girls are gorgeous.”

“No.”

“No?”

“What did she say?”

“She said no?”

“No?”
“No.”

– The Ivy League school boys

– “Haaapppy birthday!”
“Thanks… Here’s your shot.”

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– Blueberry vodka

– “Have a shot!”
“No. I puked in my own drink last night, I think I’m ok.”
“Oh, ok.”

– Puking patron in my own drink and setting it down casually at the bar

– Singing “I got patron in my cup cause I puked it up!”

– WHERE ARE ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE?

– “Are you white?”
“Excuse me? Did you just ask me if I was white?”
“Yeah, and I bet you’re Jewish too”
“I AM jewish!”

– Vannie talking to a drug launderer and me screaming “NOOOOO” so loud, Sab had to cover my mouth

– Vannie and “older” men

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– Yes, we’re actually Charlie’s Angels but an all Asian version and we’re here to fight crime…

– About to get into the shoe at Cosmo, casino dealer walks over and says “Girls… Get yo ass in that shoe and lets take a picture!”

– Drew Zilla

– Me kissing every female at Tao

– “All we did was listen to house music and One Direction because of Kaylynn.”

– “Yeah, he has no friends.”

2 nights later..

“He’s 5 people behind us.”

“With no friends.”

– Dinner and Cirque du Soleil

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– the Diamond Lounge

– “His name is Jesus Ortiz!”
“That’s probably a fake name. I mean, look at you. You just said ‘Oh my God, his name is Jesus Ortiz.’ “ — and that night, Jesus Ortiz showed me his ID, proving that his name is indeed Jesus Ortiz.

– Jesus Ortiz is actually the nicest man ever

– *smiling* “What did he say?” “I have no idea” — this every night

– Almost missing our flight because we were playing slots @ the airport. Got yelled at by the guy who lets people on at the gate. We are obviously future Diamond cardholders

– Dragging 5 gallons of water from Walgreens back to our hotel

– Ashley, Serena, and Anna

– Vannie objectifying men who objectify us:
“HEY! YOU’RE CHINESE. YOU’RE HOT”

“HEY, YOU’RE WHITE AND I KINDA WANT SEE YOUR SIX PACK BUT I DON’T KNOW IF YOU HAVE ONE”

“Awwwwwww,”

– “Oh my God, like look at her dress, she didn’t even cut those strappy thing you use to hang it on store hangers,” — us talking shit, who do we think we are?

– “If he looked that sexy last night, and this ugly in real light.. I don’t even want to know how we look.”

– Pink’s chilli cheese dogs are life itself

– Hating the MGM Grand just sooooo much. Sooo much

– Stealing M&M’s from the M&M Factory because it’s a conspiracy

– “Evening, y’all!” — Southern accents are the best.

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